Thursday, August 11, 2005


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married...They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man at the counter:"Are you the owner?

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: " We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do.

Jacob: "How about medication for circulation?"

Pharmacist:"All kinds."

Jacob:"Medication for rheumastism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definately."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease?"

Pharmacist: " Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelcairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Excellent...We'd like to use this store for our bridal registry."

from a forwarded e-mail shared by Tatang Romes


Discovery Weekend tomorrow. Went on leave so we can go to Barbara's before heading off to the OMNI House. (yes, nakaipon na kami ng pang-down!)

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