COMMERCIAL: BRIDAL REGISTRY
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married...They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man at the counter:"Are you the owner?
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: " We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do.
Jacob: "How about medication for circulation?"
Jacob:"Medication for rheumastism and scoliosis?"
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease?"
Pharmacist: " Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelcairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Excellent...We'd like to use this store for our bridal registry."
from a forwarded e-mail shared by Tatang Romes
Discovery Weekend tomorrow. Went on leave so we can go to Barbara's before heading off to the OMNI House. (yes, nakaipon na kami ng pang-down!)